hkdty228
95%
Dołączył: 29 Kwi 2011
Posty: 106
Przeczytał: 0 tematów
Ostrzeżeń: 0/5
Skąd: England
|
| Temat postu: pumps satin [ Links ] Diary of a Male ____ Extract |
|
|
July 7
I know I am not handsome, but had someone look at my pictures of the full moon, they said that my left nostril is idol.
8 月 30 日
jealously guarding its availability, people can only be a waste; queens, people know how to be thrifty. But I am now, but yearn for the day to waste in the thrift.
5 月 10 日
I think I was a pervert, I Oedipus and the Need for Mature like the habit. Otherwise, why every time I see our executives face the supermarket, I want to speak her grandmother?
3 月 18 日
and his girlfriend broke up, I finally understand that happiness in their own hands to grasp, rather than in someone else's mouth!
7 月 9 日
this reading, see the Emperor Kangxi in the twenty-three years old has been a country of your king, Ji Wei, Feng Gong, I was frustrated; but see Tongzhi Emperor in the twenty-year-old to have been dead for four years when I ordered Shu Ping?
11 月 11 日
Valentine's Day alone, I eat noodles at a restaurant, I heard song on the radio program, said: shameless, so I called a song on demand - Fish Leong's
7 月 20 日
liked a girl before, confession, and that the girl asked me why I like her, I said: If you were me, would like your own;
Later, she put me down, I was very sad, she did not understand me, and I told her: If I were you, be sure to like myself already!
12 月 9 日
this restaurant liquor and watered it! Damn! So I have money, but also to large restaurant drink Remy Martin, XO or something! And do not let them use the 2086 and 2072 the fool me, drink a bottle of this year to!
9 月 12 日
bread is a universal fact, and hungry can eat. Want to eat the bread, put the bread making flat; eat noodles, put the bread comb; want to eat burgers, put the bread cut and take their food to eat ... ...
9 月 12 日
man,[link widoczny dla zalogowanych], is training the upper body, lower body is essential; woman, upper body is the bait, lower body is a trap.
9 月 10 日
single very painful, more painful single for a long time a few days ago I saw a sow, they all thought it Meiqingmuxiu ... ...
6 月the 22nd
are two men, one is lust, a very lustful;
women are two types, one is pretending to pure, one is pretending not pure.
1 月 19 日
*** some people love, some ***, some comedy, some dramas;
my worst I love the process is the art, comedy ,***,[link widoczny dla zalogowanych], ***, suspense films, action films, and finally the KB films, even more exasperating is also his mother commercials ... ...
February 13
Valentine's Day tomorrow, I was removed I found a school girl crush on the phone, sent her a text message: If there is only one bowl, you first drink half a bowl, the remaining half bowl, I put my arms holding you ... ...
few minutes later, she returned a text message: Who introduced you? One hundred, including seven nights.
2 月 14 日
sets vain wolf bear children, a wife could not bear to catch rogue vain, will not update it had no collection ... ...
been bad mood today, last night SMS let me know, I used to crush the girl fall, and even told me once four hundred ... ...
I was very sad, sad side of the rolled side of the purse:
so I more sad, and I could not even fall once the capital with her did not ... ...
4 月 15 日
you ask me, where is happiness? I tell you, you stand a tiptoe away from being able to more recent,[link widoczny dla zalogowanych], you close your eyes, you can feel the happiness of the ... ...
a long time, we separated, I look at you blushing cheeks, whispered you, I feel happy yet?
your gentle bow, sweetly Huileyiju: Are you going to eat the garlic.
5 月 10 日
What is cruel?
a man, I interrupted him three legs; a male dog, I'll break it five legs!
5 月 16 日
was riding a good horse, who was riding good.
man riding a sport, people who are fun to ride, might ride one ... ... bestiality.
6 月 9 日
a bad mood today. I have only four sentences say. Include this and the previous two. I finished saying ... ...
6 月 9 日
Shi Tai, you're from the old monk, right!
long, long time since ... ...
Shitai, you'll spare the old monk, right!
7 月 23 日
against evil people, we should be more fierce than he; deal with despicable people, we should be more despicable than he;
people against unrestrained , we should be more handsome than he; for Fu Yingjun, let him destroy his capacity ... ...!
7 月 23 日
love to my last lesson is: do not like spicy food to find a girl for a girlfriend.
asked her to eat every hot pot, when we are intimate with, I will be miserable in the thought of a song: The Firebird.
5 月 23 日
My principle is: people do not make me, I do not prisoners; if we are attacked, I get angry!
5 月 23 日
suddenly remembered that university, the teacher out of couplet: National prosperity, family prosperity, national prosperity.
monitor on the second line: days qualities, to grand, grand world,[link widoczny dla zalogowanych]!
later I was out of the classroom ... ...
because I was the second line is: your mother, fuck, you fuck!
5 月 23 日
chance to see the book on the so-called standards of contemporary women's mate choice: a car has room, parents are dead.
depressed. Then write fantasy wife selection criteria:
home billions of dollars of property, beauty in the world, virtuous gentle sexy, father-in terminal cancer ... ...
7 月 17 日
Phoenix is the rebirth of Nirvana, pheasant rebirth is Evil Dead.
7 月 11 日
life, ah, can not hang in a tree, near the trees to try a few more dead trees.
8 月 18 日
I found attracted a man's way is so that he has not; attract women approach the opposite, that is, she has been satisfied.
9 月 8 日
tragic life is: hard-earned eclectic content made the dream a night, waking up the next morning all actually can not remember!
5 月 19 日
unfair this world is that:
God says: I want to light! - That's when the daytime.
beauty said: I want to ring! - So she had a diamond ring.
Regal said: I want a woman! - So he has a woman.
I said: I want to take a bath! - Actually without water it!
5 月 8 日
smoking supper to enjoy on the balcony, suddenly saw a blip in the night sky across the window of my heart I am so excited: Meteor! So make a wish ... ...
immediately promised a six or seven wishes, eyes open, have smoked cigarettes, and easily thrown out the balcony when I heard the voice of a girl downstairs:
3 月 22 日
remember one day recently graduated, his girlfriend sent me a text message: , his girlfriend and sent to a: where.
wild dogs: what to eat what is caught.
wild man: see a loved one.
3 月 17 日
to see beauty in the street, looking a little higher to admire, look low point is that rogue.
4 月 17 日
friend said: br>
like a long time, I finally understand.
9 月 6 日
father asked what the pursuit of my life?
I answered with money and women, the father vicious hit my face;
career and love, I replied, touching his father's appreciation of my head.
5 月 17 日
scientific evidence: poor quality condoms easily lead to cancer.
5 月 17 日
Hong Hebi move cool water, the water is cool summer long, long days of summer cool breeze flowing water, cool flowing water Bihe incense.
9 月 9 日
virginity vary, such people will praise a girl is a virgin, they will laugh at a boy is virgin.
10 月 31 日
Some people say that the girl buried underground spring to the fall harvest will be many, many girlfriends.
believe and my friend did, and he was buried in the spring to his girlfriend to the ground, the fall, he was pol.ice uncle buried underground ... ...
2 月 27 日
the face of difficulties: not afraid of death, afraid of living?
the face of danger: alive are not afraid, but afraid of death it?
This is Einstein's theory of relativity ... ...
2 月 27 日
girls care about is the rest of his life's happiness; boy concerned about the happiness of the lower body ... ...
2 月 27 日
If life can be like the movies, I have drastically clip again, when the boy cut the paragraph title to go to school, when young people start to cut into a close-up of paragraphs, The success of the fragments in old age, cut the whole story ... ...
10 月 28 日
today met with a Nvwang, called only the roses, looking at the dating sites, see a woman holding rose eagerly like to do, then fled in the evening networking, asking each other: how is your mom to back you see someone? ... ... Since then I lay quietly in her blacklist.
10 月 28 日
really do not understand, many, many pretty girls to buy clothes to wear, is to attract the attention of boys, but boys want to see, but it is a girl with no clothes on.
12 月 31 日
only wish long life in general, but people want to live a hundred years is very simple, that you must adhere to endure twelve hundred teeth on ... ...
5 月 17 日
everyone is falling angels in heaven, but some intact landing face first in some, and some more luck, the whereabouts of a direct ride time railings on the wall ... ...
2 月 10 日
I finally came back alive!
just met a netizen, looked like a flower, or disfigured version of the flower, can you imagine What ... ...
2 月 10 日
I like the life to fate: In the morning I will wake up a coin toss, if the front side, I'll go to sleep; if the back up, I lay in bed watching TV. If the coin falls to the ground is set up, I got up and clean up the house.
2 月 22 日
sustain life is movement, but also to create life is movement, the difference is - under the bed bed.
2 月 10 日
I slowly discovered that talent is the witch! Some of the fairies eat, but what people eat, perhaps taking it every monster can be a barbecue!
6 月 12 日
cruel people - nothing to find someone to Shasha.
romantic people - nothing to find beauty Shuishui.
rich people - nothing to buy a new car to open.
me - nothing to pick up a cigarette butt pumping pumping ... ...
6 月 12 日
a time when young, always wanted to show his sturdy side, so to tattoo, and ultimately not implemented because: I have been hesitant pattern Crayon good or good pattern Astro Boy.
3 月 11 日
men lust,[link widoczny dla zalogowanych], slightly stronger than that called satyr color center, and then called the goat a little strong, but also to strengthen called rapist, rapist You Qijiang it has become abnormal, lust to the extreme, the artist known as human aesthetics.
3 月 11 日
not to travel on a rainy day, rain he took drugs, wet body is a small matter, gonorrhea big things ah.
3 月 11 日
I took her from a girl into a woman; She took me from a boy into a ................ .... poor.
3 月 11 日
If happiness is a cloud, if the pain like the stars.
that my life is a cloudless, starry sky ... ...
- Lai Po diary excerpts March 11
inner beauty of a man said, referring to There is a bra, not the heart.
3 月 11 日
degraded me, and now I can not swim, you know before I was born, I am definitely the fastest swim of that ... ...
7 月 21 日
people should learn to find some small happiness, such as the street that do not look at the beauty of their own, go to the bank to see who is not his own money, to the auto show look at those who do not own cars, and then see a beggar on the street, telling myself: It does not matter, just those who do not belong to him ... ...
7 月 21 日
this A few days have been raining, I guess is the Jade Emperor was crying, must be his unhappy marriage and the Queen Mother,[link widoczny dla zalogowanych], this is not happiness, there are two possibilities, one is the Queen Mother left, one is the Queen Mother would not leave ... ...
9 月 23 日
sister asked me: >
brother asked me: lonely cry, wet dreams are seminal for the repressed tears. Once a month menstruation, wet dreams are occasional shows that it is: Men do not cry easily ... ...
9 月 23 日
female mantis eats the male mantis after mating, brutal Why? But the way some women have swallowed many generations in mating ... ...
2 月 18 日
sit tonight, tomorrow morning ups, prone tomorrow, the day after tomorrow hold ~ ~ ~ exercise, there When is that simple.
6 月 20 日
child often hear about people committing suicide because of pressure of life, then I know how to die, do not understand what the pressure is now grown up, I know what is the pressure, began to understand why so many people do not live ... ...
6 月 20 日
God gave me a pair of eyes, I see the colorful world; God gave me a hand , so I went to hard work to earn money; God give me a mouth, let me use it to curse God's not fair ... ...
6 月 20 日
woman no matter how high station, squat only wet the foot of the land; man powerful, stand higher and urine farther!
6 月 20 日
and beautiful, and pure, and gentle, and sexy, and lovely maiden, like ghosts, like the men are talking about it, but no one has ever witnessed seen ... ...
Post został pochwalony 0 razy
|
|
Zaproszenia 
Autor
