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1, Zhang Yimou's new film Health more children the more ugly, pretty girls and handsome do not have children, all went to coal bosses, the rich, old man. So now the 90, not really grow. one male student said the teacher: the teacher, I would like stool. mind is depressed, very few words with others.】【bitter people suffering from angina pectoris, normal brain blood vessels may have a problem.】【success to have a BMW sedan, and is successful.

4,2010 the pull of the sentences: 1. my people do not understand music, so when not tricky, but not the transfer time. 2. both home and rot, faces an uncertain future 3. how would suddenly want to cry? Can I have some reflux into the small river sad 4. I have been in the field of hope on the run, although it occasionally been disappointing trip 5. from heaven to hell, I passed through the human world. 6. love is infinitely good, just hanging early and 7. will be wrong, or will be counted on the meter, and anyway the to the (from Mop hodgepodge)

5, a man not a man of character, more Goddess gas; woman is a delicate, more jewels; artist not a talent, more Yaoqi; businessmen did not the gas, more exasperating; scholars gone Reiki, more artificial gas; rich no more righteous, more arrogant; poor no more emboldened, more and end in disappointment. cities without fresh air, foul, This is the current social climate, the weight of people airtight...

6, the world's major legal age of marriage is as follows: Iran the legal age of marriage for 9 years; the Netherlands the legal age for marriage of 12 years; Russian legal marriage the age of 14 years of age; French legal age for marriage of 15 years of age; the Philippines, the legal marriage age of 16; Korean legal marriage age: 18 years male and female over the age of 16. The Japanese men and 18 years, female 16 years old; Brazil, 16; Male 22 years old in China , female 20 years old; 16-year-old Hong Kong, China; China Taiwan 16 years of age.

7, take the 10 line, a 18-year-old beggar woman kneeling down to beg every person will hold the legs to head Xiangqiu. line to A middle-aged man, the man soon Duanhe words meaning is agent was twisting the head to the side ...

8, a player: I'm sorry I head back 5 minutes X Head: BOS not have a back hair !!!!! ah,[link widoczny dla zalogowanych],[link widoczny dla zalogowanych]!!! (violent in !!) a player: to be back ah flood Yandao first floor of the third floor, I have to go to Internet cafes to find the machine all: work ah!!!

9, Chuan Guo Degang 【Mop hodgepodge of apology about the beating incident Img I 郭德纲, due to reasons known to all the recent pit threw BoB !!!-- aroused public dung. under the education in the community, I recognize his mistakes, has now decided to apologize to the following: My words were then said: China Mobile knows! said: kidney, walked in front of the uncle, grandmother, said: found to be a drink of water cottage Kang Fu tea, drank will not say anything. a look at the cap and I found a winner, come back a bottle,[link widoczny dla zalogowanych], I told the boss that the bottle hit the jackpot again. especially calm and said the boss, You take a closer look. I saw caps, exercise, buy a bottle ... ...

14, CCTV in the ... ... in this industry between the refined and the dross, he left the dregs; in this industry between righteousness and gas arena, he chose the arena air; in the personal and private anger between the social responsibility of public figures, he Backward habitually private outrage. ... ... The public figure so vulgar, vulgar, kitsch performance, how ugly.

15, male students travel to a place, the women students to see him, the two people to talk about wages, male students asked: drink the ... say it's sweet ... went home ... Then my mother said, blocked septic tank next to the toilet ... ... I was very calm ...

17, his girlfriend of more than sorrow ... Several brothers letter to comfort ... ... One day class to a late admissions, her self-description: he heard her say loudly: university to pursue lost; graduation, the professional lost; work, the edge lost; love, put the reason lost; mortgage, put the rest of his life lost; married to * * lost; an affair, the family lost; officer, put you've lost

20, a kindergarten Xiaoming marry on Xiaoqi: Xiaoqi, you grow up to marry me! Stoudemire: No, no, we absolutely can not get married! Xiao Ming: Why? Xiaoqi: because only people who can marry his own house ah! You see, my father and my mother got married ... ..., my grandfather and My grandmother got married...

21, Zhang Fei: stolen mobile phone in the bus, thieves have not yet get off, then shouted: ah!】 is difficult; a 2. Wuhan, a couple fight,[link widoczny dla zalogowanych], fire engine, said his wife called her husband on behalf of seat belts. 5 Shenyang, 10 years after the surrender of fugitives, first confession catty dumplings again. Henan, a beggar for money 6 failed angrily alarm.

24, husband, wife provocative intelligence, asked: Dear, Do you have levels that I am both happy and angry to sell then? silent wife said: I found that all your friends, only you need not eat the Viagra...

25, on the history lesson, the teacher Xiaoming Q: Do you know Li's work is? Xiao Ming replied: I do not know his work but I know he died last words to say what it is. The teacher was very curious and asked what he said? Xiao Ming: Holy crap, this poisonous grass...

26, What is it me? You say: Petty of mood, madness of shopping, Valentine's scale, the slave of her husband!!

30, the last virgin on earth who is? Picasso. the whole world who is the last virgin? William Shakespeare...

31, Moujun son did not go to college, they find an old classmate, chairman of state-owned enterprises do. Chairman is straightforward: let him do it vice president, a monthly salary of fifty thousand, regular meetings on the line every day the. Moujun: give a general posts on the line. Chairman: assistant general manager to do it, a monthly salary of 20,000, to pour tea on the line, general manager. Moujun: Or start it from an ordinary clerk. Chairman: We The clerk at least Master degree, salaries low, but wages!

32, to Brazil: it does not know dressed little ashamed; to Thailand: first, to know beauty met Biemang embrace; to Switzerland: open a bank account does not know that $ 100,000 will be laughed at .....

33, 【Collection】 latest in Beijing Beijing to buy a house buy a house: If your annual salary of 400 million -500 million , 2 -3 ring ring buy where to buy what you love; if you are 300 million -200 million annual salary, 3 -4 ring ring buy where to buy what you love; if you are 100 million -200 million annual salary, 4 rings -5 ring you love Where to buy Where to buy; annual salary of one million, five love outside the ring where to buy where to buy. annual salary of 3 million -10 million, which buried buried what you love.

34, 【has never been charged in the cottage】: (QQ imitation instance) QQ war platform - a grand Gallant, QQ Speed - KartRider,[link widoczny dla zalogowanych], QQ Dancer - Audition, QQ space - MSN Space, QQ right hodgepodge - Mop hodgepodge, Tencent TM - MSN, TT browser - surf, super cyclone - Thunder, Clap net ----- Taobao, QQLive - PPLive, QQ Alumni - Happy web, QQ micro-micro-Bo Bo --- Sina,[link widoczny dla zalogowanych], QQ Three - Adventure Island

35, Guo Degang disciples storm 【】: 1, hit right, find Dageng wrong. 2, hit right, hit light more wrong. 3, beating against the law, playing Animal violation of animal protection laws. 4, beating crime, playing 牛逼 reporter is right. 5, you gnaw always ask: Why did you hit me? not ask: Why am I beaten it? 6, so many people did not take a beating, why hit you? you look handsome?

36, China's virgin status quo: since the loss of a number of careless; destruction of a group of criminals; feelings of a group of crooks **; consumption of a number of legal procedures; life force Listing group; disillusioned left behind a group; technology repair group.

37, owner: ** Hello; Staff: Boss best; boss: ** are working hard; Staff: The most difficult boss; boss : This summer the sun big, ** who are sunburned; Staff: boss darkest.

38, a GG lament: 1) fail the course, some points, so, review = fail the course. I rely on, the truth is born ...

40, Mop User Prediction: In the near future, take the street in Zhongguancun, a carrying a big sister to wear coats when passing to tell you a low voice:

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