 Wysłany: Pią 7:05, 05 Lis 2010 Temat postu: After the lovely wife of 80 |
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wife: a pro! Husband: Style! wife: and then the pro one! husband: Boo! his wife: also Well ~ ~ ~ husband: ... ... rogue! 2, sleep at night, my wife told her husband grab his arm ~, not from her husband hilarious! wife anxious to cropped one: old monk, you will from the Shitai it! husband soft laugh. Then his wife to succeed. 3,After reading like 10 seconds, you will change you, one day,mbt sandals discount, my wife get up early, gave him 200 dollars on the table (his wife is a home finance minister). go to work, reckoned her husband had to get up to short him: her husband,ugg ultra tall boots, the table is for you last night my husband back to the service fee : only 200 full-service it? Gan Minger to find a rich woman. . . 4, husband: Trinidad and Tobago today, the car people, but see the beauty in a crowded car! wife: .... angry! her husband: She was kind enough to hit on me too! wife: She told you what to say `` (jealous) Husband: away from me! 5, her husband would be bored to learn SMS harassment: chick give me a smile uncle! wife back: Keguan please behave, a small women sell their bodies entertainer! 6, his wife on a business trip: Chenqie can not come tonight Shi Qin, please His Majesty to rest early, revitalized the spirit of the brand Chenqie turned again tomorrow. Husband: I have three thousand concubines, not too worried about this Aifei must also durability lonely wife: It seems that **** is not coming back tonight, not kill! Husband: joking joking, I harem brands, though many, are all written in a person's name! 7, going to the toilet being bored, and her husband the way of communication with the call: boy, got the right stuff to sing a master! Husband: silent in. . . wife: how? I can not afford the money masters are afraid? husband: the carrying the bag before it on credit! 8, his wife: this bag you carry it with me. Husband: I took four bags,mbt walking shoes, and you get nothing, the nerve it? wife: I was holding it for you! 100 kilos you do, I will get something better than what you get heavier. 9, his wife: a walk to the piece of road we have it. Husband: too far to get there, now that we can not go back. Wife: Well, you carry me back. 10, his wife: this dress look good? husband: good-looking. wife: you turn me, want me to hurry to buy over to go home! wife: that clothes look good? husband: does not look good. wife: you will not want to buy me! 11, her husband: We divide the job into home. wife: good. First of all, men do it too dirty work, such as grazing, brush the toilet, wipe the table ... ... husband: this right. Wife: You studied engineering in school, and I was learning the arts, and live with your kid things, like washing machines, refrigerators, rice cookers, electric irons ... ... Husband: This ... ... OK! wife: men outside, women inside. And dealing with outsiders you do it live, buy groceries, utility bills, take the newspaper milk ... ... Husband: OK, OK, then what are you doing? Wife: Do not worry ah. So much smoke in the kitchen, can destroy the skin, and cooking with your kid. Husband: You tell me you do it. wife: I have a lot to dry Yeah. I can be with you, monitoring you, praise you, comfort you ... ... 12, wife: we want a child. Husband: OK. Wife: Do you like our children? Husband: Yes. Wife: No! You have a person like me! Husband: Well, well, for a person like you. Wife: That my child how can you not like ah! Husband: ... ... or do we have to children. 13, wife: Look, that girl more beautiful. Husband: What is it good-looking. Wife: What do you mean! Why do not you and I are keeping! Husband: pretty nice. Husband: hey, you do not go ah, how to ignore me? 14, his wife: I eat the plum in half, very good to eat, you eat the rest. Husband: I do not like plum. Wife: No, you love to eat! You are not eaten anything against me! Husband: This fish is very good to eat, come. Wife: You dirty chopsticks touched, who eat! husband: What do you eat I eat half, I do not hold anything against you, how do you hold anything against me? wife: you are right. I hold anything against you that I am better than you clean. I'm clean, how can you than you hold anything against me? ! 15, her husband: said gender equality, we also have equality at home is not equal? Wife: OK Yeah. Woman men bully you bullied several thousand years. We also need to bully you for thousands of years, then equality, it is true equality. But wait, then a few thousand years, our family had to equality. 16, his wife: I married you, is not it happy? husband: do not see. You are not unreasonable and do not work, toss the same old people, how happy I am ah? wife: This is your happy ah. I am not unreasonable, if I sacrifice myself to contrasting tolerance of your generosity you; I do not work to develop out of you, hearts are more than body, your ability is not good; I toss one that more colorful your life, your look, your marriage to other families not so monotonous it. 17, his wife: her husband, I want to drink! Husband: I'll keep on doing. wife: Yes, I just want you to me. 18, his wife: I am not a leader on the outside, at home and have to be leaders. You're out is to lead, must be led at home. Husband: What if I do not succeed in leading the outside it? wife: a man, Man on the outside face, home to come and collect his wife Shua Weifeng, What kind of man! 19, her husband: You are not unreasonable. wife: I've never talked to you science, home is not unreasonable place. Say you are a male, also 8 months than I do, you must let me. 20, her husband: after I earned in proportion to you, and I earn too much to stay in, so motivated. wife: good. Husband: I'll give you what percentage? wife: 120%! 21, his wife: I have been in our family center in your home but also to me as the center. husband: I have been in our family center. wife: you can be my center of that center than important. Husband: Why? Wife: Because I am a daughter, you're just a kid. 22, his wife: Let's go play. Husband: Well, you say where to go where. wife: I have a mind to say to you also! Husband: I'm out of ideas you never agree. wife: I do not agree with what is called the idea Yes, and what is perfunctory! You have to constantly have an idea, until I am satisfied so far. 23, wife: Why do not you call me? ! Husband: falsely accuse! Today is not that a good thing you give me a call. Finally, I waited a day, or I'll call you. wife: I said, can I changed my mind. Ai-ling said: Women have the privilege to change his mind. husband: Do you change your mind and I did not say? wife: I said, my heart said, Who told you and my heart not interlinked. 24, his wife: I can have a boyfriend, you can not interfere with me. Husband: OK, I have a girlfriend. Wife: No! Husband: Why Yes I know I not. wife: I am a boyfriend, you can not do the others can do, I will not pick your old problems, and is conducive to a happy family. Your girlfriend, I am acting by a small, jealous quarrel with you, is not conducive to family stability. husband: I have acting by little. wife: a man, and woman as acting by a small, loss of nerve to say you! 25, his wife: I work on the bad mood, will reduce the quality of our marriage. husband: I feel not good work. Wife: Your mental capacity should be stronger than me, because you are taller than I am large, heart than I should! 26, his wife: now play the old TV affair, you say, you will have an affair it? Husband: no. Wife: Why? husband: Do you have a regret I had enough, never again to be the second! 27, wife: chick, come Lehe Lehe uncle to accompany her husband: You're Piyang out is not it? wife: Hey, pretty powerful, uncle I love you like a man this girl! husband :....... 28, husband: wife, I'm back wife: Yo, Keguan, you come again, a fancy which our girls now? husband: Do you fall ill and you? Wife: Do not worry, our girl is absolutely on schedule! Husband: I *, I fancy you this pimp it! Wife: Well, not bondage slaves entertainer husband: entertainer also OK! wife: Slaves in the well-known pain of castration, Keguan like to try? husband: ... ... |
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