 Wysłany: Czw 10:42, 25 Lis 2010 Temat postu: 10 most cattle affair |
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a woman in bed and touching her lover when she heard her husband opening the door into the house sound. \ When her husband into the room, pointing to the corner of the things: \ furnishings of a home furnishings. \ About two in the morning,visvim hockney, the husband got up to the kitchen to eat,d&g shoulder bags, back to the room when, holding a sandwich and a glass of milk, and gave the plaster, said: \ three days, even a saliva did not have to drink. \ outside of husband and wife have lovers often find themselves out stimulating, and the two rarely spend the night. One day both at home and have a little guilt on the other side, so extra tenderness . They do not want to sleep until dawn, his wife sat up suddenly stood up and shouted words dream and said: \ ...... three, the most \ Mr. a woman while fooling around at work secretly and Lovers. Two days and in bed, the woman came back to hear the voice of the car her husband, she called her lover, anxiously: \ go out? \ Her lover had to pick up clothes , jumped out the window. And he plunged into the even jumped into the group of marathon runners, he had to hand carry the clothes, while running in to join. has a player asked him: \ are used when all the clothes in your hand? \ \ One night, a man walks into a bar, the bartender said, \?! \ Certainly, but this very expensive Oh. \ \ The betrayal. a boss a few days travel by car because of intolerable loneliness, then to a nightclub seek a beautiful young lady, It Happened One Night, spending a thousand. To avoid the charge of the Finance wife inventory, with the opening of a repair receipt, Remarks: hot weather, the tire burst, with a renewal. six, the most \ a seaside village, the village men most often not at home at sea for a long time. The village almost every woman having an affair , but in the affair will go to the priest after confession. After a while, the priest suggested that those women: \ [fall] to convey the meaning of the word the new priest, but the new priest took office,--- Waiting alone do you love him, the village is forgot to tell the new priest about it. Women still went to the priest to do the same confession with the priest every day that I fell down today. Because too many people fall, so the priest went to the village head, he suggested to strengthen village road construction, so many people often fall. Unexpectedly, the village head is heard laughing. Father to know why so happy to see smiling village, very angry and said: \ betrayal. a funeral business who was working late one day, his work is usually sent to the bodies of the dead before burial or cremation of a detailed examination. When he checked the body of Mr. Wang, he was surprised to find something that Mr. Wang was the longest seen in his life, the biggest one. \ into the bag in the home. The first show to see his wife: \! \ a pair of middle-aged couple, and they have two very beautiful daughters, but they have been longing for a son. They finally decided to make a final attempt, after several months of effort, rewarded for that hard work, the wife was pregnant, nine months later, gave birth to a healthy little boy. The happy father rushed to the nursery to see his newborn son, but was terrified he saw his son saw his life turned out to be the ugliest baby. He went to see his wife and told her that he absolutely can not be the baby's father, and very ferocious questioned his wife: \ \ Lao Zheng lying in bed dying, his wife and small meditation at the bedside, holding his hand burst into tears,skinny leg jeans, murmuring prayers. Lao Zheng opened his eyes and looked at the little Zen weak, pale lips open and said softly: \ good, do not talk! \ \ I know, this is why I want to poison your reason! \ two women in the countryside drink, drink the day has dawn. On the way back, they in urgent unbearable, so bite the bullet and walked into a roadside cemetery. Because did not bring toilet paper, the first woman took off his underwear rubbed, and threw the underwear. A second woman found next to a wreath, then wiped his tear elegiac couplet. Home not long after the two women, their husbands will exchange calls. \ I will never forget you '! \ |
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