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Wysłany: Pią 21:26, 19 Lis 2010
Temat postu: 10 people cramped short jokes
1. Hunter hunting, watching the trees are two birds, lay a gun, found to be not only the hair,
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, are wondering, the other birds down and cursed the hunter: Wahaha, I just coax strip her clothes You put her down to play ...
2. The farmer was caught vain to kill the cock, then grabbed the hen to the rooster said: do not let you down when the bachelor! Rooster: You thought I was foolish his mother, and I go into a widow she was ...
3. a hotel keep a parrot hanging in the door, a guest to say: Hello, Welcome! A frequent visitor to think: I think you react quickly into. One day he ran into the rub, the parrot said: x your mother! I'm surprised!!!
4. a military exercise, a cannon ball very far off, sent to see the soldiers found: artillery shells fell on farmland, Tanaka was standing you broken your clothes sounded dark and full of tears and said: stolen pieces by artillery bombardment cabbage worthwhile???
5. Restaurant fly fly toilet, said: fishy Zhuxiu you chase all day, I drink all day long popular spicy, come now! Toilet flies: Road does not phase the different plan, eat in good You Shayong, the light you've seen a few beautiful ass???
6. you heard it? Review of past lives only in exchange for 500 rub shoulders in this life is over, 1000 Review of life was destined laugh, like we such a friend, last generation did not do anything else, light Wahaha return .. .
7. a woman in the restroom, a drink and mistakenly drunk and hear buzzing sound of urine, and quickly said: Do not fall down, I really do not drink it! Female scared,
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, not in the urine , not wait any longer let the ass, drunk, said: Wahaha, how they start a bottle!
8. Early the next morning, the rooster to hen opened its good Dayton beat others, and asked the hen: cock what hit you? I do not know hen asked the cock, rooster said: fuck it biological mother, it is up the next morning made a duck!!!
9. peasants into the city mule driver, encountered rogue,
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, rogue: eat yet? Farmer said: eat. Rogue: I asked the donkey. Farmers heard, and turned to the two ears of an ass fan: Damn, the city does not have relatives say.
10 . pigs looking for God requires a man reborn. God asked: farming? A bitter. Said: work? A tired. Said: monkey? A too hard. God asked want anything else? A: eat drink can visit a prostitute! Emperor was shocked: the dog days wanted to be a county magistrate!
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