humorous short message SMS Humor -

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1.You may fall from mountain,[link widoczny dla zalogowanych], you may fall from tree, but the best way to fall, is fall
to my love.
2.Don 't be mad, don't be blue, Einstein (Einstein) was ugly too,[link widoczny dla zalogowanych]!
3.Not every flower symbolize for love, but rose can do it; not every tree can stand
thirst, but alamo can do it, not every pig can read short message,[link widoczny dla zalogowanych], but you can do it.
Congratulations!
4.This msg. will refresh your brain in 5 seconds. 5 ... 4 ... 3 ... 2 ... 1 ...
> Error: No Brain Detected !!!
5.If you are alone, I'll be your shadow. If you want to cry, I'll be your shoulder. If you
want a hug,[link widoczny dla zalogowanych], I'll be your pillow. If you need to be happy, I'll be your smile. If you
need money ... wait for your salary.
6.If you hide, I'll seek for you. If you are lost, I'll search for you. If you'll leave,[link widoczny dla zalogowanych],
I'll wait for you. If days take you away from me,[link widoczny dla zalogowanych], I'll fight for you.
But, if you stop sending messages, I'll kill you.
7.Every morning I pray to God that everybody should get a friend like you, ...
Why should I be the only to suffer ...??
8.Once god came up to me and granted me a wish. I asked for world peace. That's
impossible, he said.
Then I asked him to give you brains. (so that You become wise) He said, \

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