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(Relentlessly funny, ruthless strong)1.
There was a man Jiao cool.
he was dead.
funeral that day.
his family cried: '
cool Ah ... Ah ... cool. '
Passersby puzzled. Asked: 'what are they cool. '
Family cried:' Shuangsi ... ... Shuangsi!!
2.
A mouse a ....
So sheep-like to the tiger But should he eat
mice after mice eat ... ..
What???
for

==> Tiger stupid mouse Silly not tell
3.
hospital psychiatric patients are often a doctor or nurse will love the complex.
One day, a female patient Dr. Xiang Mounan coming ... ...
Female Patient: Blue Doctor, do you love me? Doctors thought for a long time
blue (in order not to harm the patient in order to avoid disease progression)
Dr Lam: We are what is the relationship between doctor and patient, because you are sick so I have to take care of you ... ...
(for does not harm the patient, Dr Lam explained he finally explained End)
female patients: the Blue Doctor, do you mean you do not love me oh?
blue doctor (trying to come up without a word): ... ... ah ... ah ... ah ... ...
female patients: okay ... ... I love Dr Chan ... ...
4.
a hospital neurology old lady.
every day dressed in black. holding a black umbrella.
squatting neuropathy door of the court.
doctors thought: to heal her. must know her from the start.
So the doctor is also wearing black clothes. holding a black umbrella. squatted there with her.
squat two blissful silence for a month.
old woman finally said and doctors speak:
to ask you --- -------
are mushrooms you ------?
5.
one said, Dad turtle, turtle mom and the son of a turtle decided to go hiking, they took a brick-and two cans of the sea bottom
chicken, then went off to Yangmingshan. Hard to climb ten years, at last! They sat on the floor, remove the equipment quasi
prepare dinner. Results, but found no band can opener!
son of a bitch: \have to wait for me to come back! can not go back on Oh! \
Turtle Mom: \a! \Parents regardless of the turtle! Old couple decided to start.
out getting ready to eat cake ... ...
Suddenly, son of a bitch stuck his head out from behind a tree ... ...
son of a bitch: \cans device? I waited twenty-five years, in whom I wait until the end
it! I hate people lie to me!
6.
small Xin: Daddy, why my name inside the three- a gold it?
Dad: lack of gold in your life, so take the name of Xin, like some life in the water to take named Miao, and some life in the absence of wood called Forest.
small Xin: Dad, you say that Guo Jingjing and her sister what life in the missing?

7.
a pair of male and female friends sitting on a park bench in love, women suddenly want to fart.
of the men said: I Division of Valley birds, not as you listen.
male pleasure than hear.
Thus, women in the \.
women: do not like the valley like a bird?
M: fart too loud, I could not!
8.
injured turtle. Let snail to buy medicine. After 2 hours . snail not come back. turtle cursed anxious: do not come back I fucking died! Then the door came the sound of a snail: I say you are his mother not to go!

9.
One day an elephant in the bath. Suddenly there was an ant came to this they said. you stand up. started to stand up. ant! you sit down and go. elephants do not understand Yeah you want to ask the ants. A will stand up and sit down for a while. ant replied! lost my underwear I'll see if you stole to wear
10.
elephant accidentally stepped on ants, ants are out in force, have climbed to the elephants. elephant shook himself, the ants are dropped down. At this point there is one in the elephant's neck, falling ants loudly called for \br> day on the computer class, there is a row of students computer crashed. Then a student stood up and said: \\\\\\eat a good amount.

13. Xiao Ming: \\... \\No, ah ... ... \said something polite: \helpless, said: \Dear Monkey:
I write this letter slowly, because I know you see the word offensive!
; our next 2 times this week the rain, the first 4 days following the next 3 days the second time!
Huaguoshan you been? I In heaven had a very bad, because there is no gravity, so the stool, urine, tears and snot are not fall, do not you say bitter?
us here beef noodle soup good to eat, another day you come with us to eat hot pot restaurants West!
your sister give birth to the Goddess of Mercy, because students do not know the man or woman, we do not know if you want to be uncle or aunt!
I sent you the clothes you get it? afraid when I go to send overweight, so cut out the buttons on the clothes pocket!
is late to write here, the time to me to play, remember not to drink plenty of water, or to Urine does not come out here very hard to accept!
P. S had wanted to send money to you, but the envelope has been glued!

17.
· a dyspeptic patient complained to the doctor: I'm getting is not normal, what to eat pull anything, eat cucumber pull cucumber, watermelon eating watermelon pull, how to restore normal? doctors silent for a moment, you can only eat shit out.

18.
· someone to go to Shanghai on business lost a dollar in the street, police said: \the streets have been dug for the open road, he can not help but sigh, \leisurely walks, got busy with front legs straight,[link widoczny dla zalogowanych], next to the rabbit hurriedly asked you doing? ant said: \earthworms a day is very boring, cut into small earthworm put his two went to play badminton, earthworms, a good mother think this way, put yourself into four paragraphs to play mahjong, and earthworms father thought, put his cut into minced meat. earthworm mother cried and said: \21. tortoise and the hare hare quickly ran to the front ... .. went to see a turtle snail .. very slowly and said to him: you come up, I back you on it .. and then .. snails After coming up .. .. .. turtle saw an ant said to him: Come on you .. so ants will come up.. .. After the ants came to see him above snail .. said the word \mother have escaped, leaving only one son still inside. mother is very nervous outside the house shouted: \... \...... mother shouting and nervous, \........

23.
a man fishing the river leaves the first wearing a fish hook ~ half did not, he changed a piece of bread, like a half-day did not fish hook ~ ~ He had no way to replace it, or half as earthworms ~ ~ ~ He did not fish on the hook under the ~ anger fell into the water and cursed out 100rmb :\> 24.
> table with a cold, runny nose, but he forgot to bring a handkerchief, and to keep the nose to nose forced inhalation. In writing on the board of> language teacher suddenly turned to a lot of noises: \! Stop me! Noisy dead! \\\\\I will not print

27.
bath Weaver down to earth understanding of the Cowboy, the interpretation of a shaking ZZZZZZZZZ love story, it tells us: there is no opportunity to bathe at home, so be sure to take a bath go outside to wash .....

28.
Xiaoming using the toilet back to the classroom with the teacher, said: \Test Xiao Ming: \fart sound, colleagues said he could not help: \sound, has now been transferred into a vibration of the!!! \bully me, said I bloodthirsty, a vampire. \br> I spent 80,000 bought a Western Zhou pottery, called yesterday to columns were identified, experts said gravely: \> 32.
son: \; mother: \said so ..

33.
executed a prisoner, the bullet is \. ...... the third time gun offenders crying: \called the Little Yang to chopped wood, did not expect a small yang to a favorite uncle to cut down the peach tree, a very angry that no one uncle scolded him, you know why? \Yang was still holding the ax. why not call him

35.
beetles and mosquitoes love the first meeting, beetles: \The \friends, but unfortunately went to fortune. fortune tellers say: you, no woman before the half-bound; not the man's face lit up: That I should have a right later in life? fortune teller said: hey, to later in life you get used to a person Life

37.
someone to eat, see a piece of beef noodles in beef, they pointed to the bowl asked the boss: how beef is not beef noodles? boss said dismissively: Do not be too serious, do you expect to get that from my wife a wife up in a pie?

38.
three mice were tasting the United States, Japan, China, wine, drink American wine mouse, go to step 3 down; drink Sake mouse, go to step 2 down; drinking Chinese Erguotou mouse, holding a kitchen knife, shouted: \such a long time, a customer call waiter asked, \; customers angry, said, \Which only male worms, which only mother. ass brains, or not answer. cattle curse: What ass, Nanzuonvyou Well!

41.
a man to jump, just shouted back to his wife: \; this lady, you really should not have threatened him

42.
carpool Secretary and Chief of the elevator, after the Secretary released a fart chief said: \Chief said: \br> A Lanmao mad pursuit of a mouse, and finally got married in every possible way the cat harsh care of rats, mice get fat quickly,[link widoczny dla zalogowanych], mouse was moved: \: \not my intention, God will not lose my temper, I will brave live with my endless creativity. to set off the beauty of this world! In fact, I really, really very creative ...

45 .
friends to go mountain climbing to the top, face the beautiful mountains and rivers of a girl shouting: the motherland ah! my mother! a crush on the boys quickly followed by her screaming: the motherland ah! my wife's mother!

46.
ago I bought two puppies, called the \Whenever I see the \Monkey faced off later by a monster, he had to read the magic spell to call back to help Goku, and soon the air came a voice: \.
mouse to the benefit, see also bears, too scared to say a word, the Bears saw a mouse, said: \\\? I and they had a falling out, and almost beat them, because some of them say that you monkeys, apes and some that you like, just too much! did not see you as a pig!
50.
Panda birthday, you said: I made two wishes, one is able to cure my dark circles, the other is to want to have a color photograph
51.
Kuangzhui bees butterflies, butterfly is married to the snail. bee puzzled: Where is he better than me butterflies answer: whatever the outcome, people have their own house, which, like you live in the dormitory
52.
hey ..! month, there are always a few days. ..!
53.
production team has just bought a donkey, but he died a few days. just a mare in heat. production team of employees to go on a business trip to call the production team captain. \; captain ah, asses in heat, but the jackass is dead. is to buy a head of a donkey, or you come back? \: The child, how can we say when eating something so disgusting
55.
a meteor across the night sky, I quickly make a wish, I hope you can become prettier. Who knows just finished Xu wish meteor \! \think of a word. Dafan a student to the cafeteria, hit after dinner to ask Dafan master, \: bat was reborn in God. God can promise you that the three conditions, the bat said, \\popular hot drink all day, come now! toilet flies: Road of different phase plan not to eat in good You Shayong, the light you've seen a few beautiful ass?
60.
sophomore, all quarters Zhou Hua, the girls are built like the song, we borrowed a tape is going through. day, the girls ask spread: Zhou Hua Jian I do? bunk M: in my bed too! silent two seconds, Then all the overturned bed.
61.
boys to a classmate to take a sheng nickname, called Pan Zhu, girls crying to the teacher, the teacher agreed to criticism of the boys the next day, speaking teachers in the class: \\stupid, see, I was undercover!
63.
If not flowers, spring will be lonely, if not passion, Four Seasons will be mediocre, if not me, you will lose one of the most people care about you ! If not you, little rabbit will ask: \\eat well, or to write: marriage, conditions not limited to
65.
M: I really love you, ask you to be my girlfriend! Girl: But I did not even feel you! ! M: Well, you tell me what point I am not, I changed!! M: So you tell me what point I'm good, I ~ change!!!
66.
always have a wife control of her grandson called diploma. someone asked her: \

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