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after'at."
Wayne on cunnilingus: "Just because it smells bad don't mean it
tastes bad. I ate out all kinds of pussiesand I liked ever one. Cept
them Mexican hookers. You don't go down on themyou'll come up
seeing stars and have a green tongue and shit. Other'n that though
I'd eat the hymen outta dead donkey. I love it [link widoczny dla zalogowanych]!"
The second day in the fields I had to get suntan lotionbecause I wasn't
used to spending 10 hours a day in the sun. While we were at the
store Wayne called Doug looking for him:
Wayne "Where the hell you faggots at?"
Doug "We had to get Tucker some suntan lotion."
Wayne "SUNTAN LOTION? Well god damn [link widoczny dla zalogowanych]! I been'ta two world's fairs
and a goat ropin' contest and I ain't never seen no shit like this."
After thathe called me the "World Champion Goat Roper" all week. I
didn't figure out what it meant for a few months. Think about what kind
of person spends time holding goats downand you'll get it.
One night we were out drunk and called Wayne. Doug dialed his
numberthe phone answeredbut it was a good minute before any voice
came on. Even though I was standing next to Doug and not on the
phoneI could hear the Hank Williams Jr. blaring on the stereo in the
background.
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Wayne "Whut'dda fuck dyew want?"
Doug "Hyilai:
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