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I wish I’d thought of this sooner. Not that there’s any chance it would’ve happened, but I’d have felt better about making the suggestion at a point when there was at least a chance. Some universal karmic court should have forced Millen to buy a UFL franchise with his own (stolen) money, and then serve as the coach and general manager for that franchise.
Millen somehow slides right in to the part with the Jet Skis and the bedroom set, despite the fact that he not only lost at Plinko, but he ate half the Plinko chips and he stabbed Bob Barker with one of the pegs in the Plinko board. It’s not fair to anyone. The UFL as a stopping point between gigs would have been much better for all involved.

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[link widoczny dla zalogowanych], it’s just awkward for everybody. He’s universally acknowledged as a complete failure, and yet, we’ve got to see if we can deal with him as an analyst on Monday and Thursday nights throughout the season. And there’s no way that Detroit fans will feel anything but smoldering hatred for him every time they turn on the television. That’s just not fair to them.
You know what would be the perfect job for Matt Millen? If he could be suspended about nine feet above a major Detroit thoroughfare, and citizens of the city could walk by at their leisure and whack him with a giant stick.
Or two, the Chicago Balkis would be just as bad as the Detroit Lions were, Millen would further embarrass himself,[link widoczny dla zalogowanych]
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It’s a can’t-lose proposition, really. Say Millen runs the UFL’s hypothetical Chicago Balkis. One of two things happen. One, he could be a success, gain some measure of redemption,[link widoczny dla zalogowanych], and show people that he is not a football dunce. If it went down like that, we’d all maybe have some time to cool off,Clayton’s season-ending knee injury will require
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It’s like “The Price is Right”. If you completely fail at Plinko, you don’t get to go straight to the Showcase Showdown. You’ve got to be lucky enough to squeeze into the part where you spin the big wheel, and if you win there, then you get to cakewalk into the Showcase Showdown.
You know what would be the second-most perfect job for Matt Millen? Coach/GM of a UFL franchise.

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