After the lovely wife of 80 -

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1, the morning clinical work, and her husband kiss goodbye.
wife: a pro!
Husband: Style!
wife: and then the pro one!
husband: Boo!
his wife: also Well ~ ~ ~
husband: ... ... rogue!

2, sleep at night, my wife told her husband grab his arm ~, not from her husband hilarious!
wife anxious to cropped one: old monk, you will from the Shitai it!
husband soft laugh. Then his wife to succeed.

3,After reading like 10 seconds, you will change you, one day,[link widoczny dla zalogowanych], my wife get up early, gave him 200 dollars on the table (his wife is a home finance minister).
go to work, reckoned her husband had to get up to short him: her husband,[link widoczny dla zalogowanych], the table is for you last night my husband back to the service fee
: only 200 full-service it? Gan Minger to find a rich woman. . .

4, husband: Trinidad and Tobago today, the car people, but see the beauty in a crowded car!
wife: .... angry!
her husband: She was kind enough to hit on me too!
wife: She told you what to say `` (jealous)
Husband: away from me!

5, her husband would be bored to learn SMS harassment: chick give me a smile uncle!
wife back: Keguan please behave, a small women sell their bodies entertainer!

6, his wife on a business trip: Chenqie can not come tonight Shi Qin, please His Majesty to rest early, revitalized the spirit of the brand Chenqie turned again tomorrow.
Husband: I have three thousand concubines, not too worried about this Aifei must also
durability lonely wife: It seems that **** is not coming back tonight, not kill!
Husband: joking joking, I harem brands, though many, are all written in a person's name!

7, going to the toilet being bored, and her husband the way of communication with the call: boy, got the right stuff to sing a master!
Husband: silent in. . .
wife: how? I can not afford the money masters are afraid?
husband: the carrying the bag before it on credit!

8, his wife: this bag you carry it with me.
Husband: I took four bags,[link widoczny dla zalogowanych], and you get nothing, the nerve it?
wife: I was holding it for you! 100 kilos you do, I will get something better than what you get heavier.

9, his wife: a walk to the piece of road we have it.
Husband: too far to get there, now that we can not go back.
Wife: Well, you carry me back.

10, his wife: this dress look good?
husband: good-looking.
wife: you turn me, want me to hurry to buy over to go home!
wife: that clothes look good?
husband: does not look good.
wife: you will not want to buy me!

11, her husband: We divide the job into home.
wife: good. First of all, men do it too dirty work, such as grazing, brush the toilet, wipe the table ... ...
husband: this right.
Wife: You studied engineering in school, and I was learning the arts, and live with your kid things, like washing machines, refrigerators, rice cookers, electric irons ... ...
Husband: This ... ... OK!
wife: men outside, women inside. And dealing with outsiders you do it live, buy groceries, utility bills, take the newspaper milk ... ...
Husband: OK, OK, then what are you doing?
Wife: Do not worry ah. So much smoke in the kitchen, can destroy the skin, and cooking with your kid.
Husband: You tell me you do it.
wife: I have a lot to dry Yeah. I can be with you, monitoring you, praise you, comfort you ... ...

12, wife: we want a child.
Husband: OK.
Wife: Do you like our [link widoczny dla zalogowanych]ldren?
Husband: Yes.
Wife: No! You have a person like me!
Husband: Well, well, for a person like you.
Wife: That my child how can you not like ah!
Husband: ... ... or do we have to children.

13, wife: Look, that girl more beautiful.
Husband: What is it good-looking.
Wife: What do you mean! Why do not you and I are keeping!
Husband: pretty nice.
Husband: hey, you do not go ah, how to ignore me?

14, his wife: I eat the plum in half, very good to eat, you eat the rest.
Husband: I do not like plum.
Wife: No, you love to eat! You are not eaten anything against me!
Husband: This fish is very good to eat, come.
Wife: You dirty chopsticks touched, who eat!
husband: What do you eat I eat half, I do not hold anything against you, how do you hold anything against me?
wife: you are right. I hold anything against you that I am better than you clean. I'm clean, how can you than you hold anything against me? !

15, her husband: said gender equality, we also have equality at home is not equal?
Wife: OK Yeah. Woman men bully you bullied several thousand years. We also need to bully you for thousands of years, then equality, it is true equality. But wait, then a few thousand years, our family had to equality.

16, his wife: I married you, is not it happy?
husband: do not see. You are not unreasonable and do not work, toss the same old people, how happy I am ah?
wife: This is your happy ah. I am not unreasonable, if I sacrifice myself to contrasting tolerance of your generosity you; I do not work to develop out of you, hearts are more than body, your ability is not good; I toss one that more colorful your life, your look, your marriage to other families not so monotonous it.

17, his wife: her husband, I want to drink!
Husband: I'll keep on doing.
wife: Yes, I just want you to me.

18, his wife: I am not a leader on the outside, at home and have to be leaders. You're out is to lead, must be led at home.
Husband: What if I do not succeed in leading the outside it?
wife: a man, Man on the outside face, home to come and collect his wife Shua Weifeng, What kind of man!

19, her husband: You are not unreasonable.
wife: I've never talked to you science, home is not unreasonable place. Say you are a male, also 8 months than I do, you must let me.

20, her husband: after I earned in proportion to you, and I earn too much to stay in, so motivated.
wife: good.
Husband: I'll give you what percentage?
wife: 120%!

21, his wife: I have been in our family center in your home but also to me as the center.
husband: I have been in our family center.
wife: you can be my center of that center than important.
Husband: Why?
Wife: Because I am a daughter, you're just a kid.

22, his wife: Let's go play.
Husband: Well, you say where to go where.
wife: I have a mind to say to you also!
Husband: I'm out of ideas you never agree.
wife: I do not agree with what is called the idea Yes, and what is perfunctory! You have to constantly have an idea, until I am satisfied so far.

23, wife: Why do not you call me? !
Husband: falsely accuse! Today is not that a good thing you give me a call. Finally, I waited a day, or I'll call you.
wife: I said, can I changed my mind. Ai-ling said: Women have the privilege to change his mind.
husband: Do you change your mind and I did not say?
wife: I said, my heart said, Who told you and my heart not interlinked.

24, his wife: I can have a boyfriend, you can not interfere with me.
Husband: OK, I have a girlfriend.
Wife: No!
Husband: Why Yes I know I not.
wife: I am a boyfriend, you can not do the others can do, I will not pick your old problems, and is conducive to a happy family. Your girlfriend, I am acting by a small, jealous quarrel with you, is not conducive to family stability.
husband: I have acting by little.
wife: a man, and woman as acting by a small, loss of nerve to say you!

25, his wife: I work on the bad mood, will reduce the quality of our marriage.
husband: I feel not good work.
Wife: Your mental capacity should be stronger than me, because you are taller than I am large, heart than I should!

26, his wife: now play the old TV affair, you say, you will have an affair it?
Husband: no.
Wife: Why?
husband: Do you have a regret I had enough, never again to be the second!

27, wife: chick, come Lehe Lehe
uncle to accompany her husband: You're Piyang out is not it?
wife: Hey, pretty powerful, uncle I love you like a man this girl!
husband :.......

28, husband: wife, I'm back
wife: Yo, Keguan, you come again, a fancy which our girls now?
husband: Do you fall ill and you?
Wife: Do not worry, our girl is absolutely on schedule!
Husband: I *, I fancy you this pimp it!
Wife: Well, not bondage slaves
entertainer husband: entertainer also OK!
wife: Slaves in the well-known pain of castration, Keguan like to try?
husband: ... ...

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