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1. female friends birthday, we discuss four of a zero-fat \
result, they did not send.

2. students go to the bathroom between classes, that did not bring paper was finished, and not wait for people, phone and arrears. 10086 despair he called for help. . . It is said that there was silent for a long time, then ... ... he was classmates in class to receive such a message: Hello Dear China Mobile users, your classmates so and so in the toilet, so you send him toilet paper. Please contact 10086

3. Netease morning saw a comment on the first floor of the original is a screenshot
: Some cool people have come and listen to 5, how to say? ! ~
On the second floor: 5th floor, I think it very reasonable.
F: 5 F, the voice of the people out
floor: 5th floor, very well said indeed!
fifth floor: Upstairs are SB

4. dormitory on the 6th floor, climb and found the key did not take down the stairs and asked the aunt to take, and then climb up to the door, go also key, and then climb up, found the door closed, next to a classmate after, asked, \times. But after 50 years of \

6. night my girlfriend said I was too your mother, I too happy, just like she got into a fight, wanted to become a man that, but it finally began to cry uncontrollably.

7. a buddy courage QQ, MM affectionate to tell the truth, while MM replies: I am her mother, I have come to steal food

8. morning, look at the company nothing home page, see the above linked to the recruitment of new content to the point a bit boring, dismay, found their positions impressively ... ...
9. the north wind that blew the students spotted a mother and daughter combination, the girl too good, and after a fierce ideological struggle, the students all the way north to the parking lot tracking them, and finally shot.
north: Auntie, Hello!
Mom: Well ... ...
north: Yes, I want to know your daughter.
mother: She is my daughter fainted ~
the north, girls face flushed, her mother is actually very open-minded: \br>-law after the two drove off.

10. bedroom has a big brother one day, said the wma Who, in a lot of my MP3 songs are sung by him.

11. the classroom teacher by name: \'Ye' ... .... \

12. That day suddenly found that I had aunt, Er Yi, four aunt, five aunt, but did not Sanyi. So to ask my father: Why did not I Sanyi? Heart is also thought for a moment: Is when Sanyi in small dead? My father said: You Sanyi is your mother!

13. want to joke with her boyfriend, pretending to search under his bed out from an underwear (actually me), and then asked him to begin his refusal to admit that I never thought in my tight schedule Next, I began to admit even to hold.
15. men travel on the outside, suddenly home, at the door, heard the sound of snoring men, the men walk away, sent a message to his wife: divorce.

Three years later his wife, and he said: When is the Rising of the little lion!

16. One time we all have to go home after class ring a bell, down the stairs when I stepped on his left foot right foot, \
results of the students next to me look at me motionless, and quickly pick me up, and then hit crazy fan about to open my ears ...

17. a fellow student, his computer will automatically start every morning (estimated dormitory in the morning because when the moment calls open red).
old took a break and he posted on the computer. . .

18. Dad the greatest dislike of foreign singers. But one day, I was watching Mike? Jackson, mtv, the father was surprised to find standing in the rear,[link widoczny dla zalogowanych], the look of thoughtful expression. \in other places to see

19. A gay female friend and sharing a house. One night she was very upset, that gay is very considerate to her under a bowl. She suddenly felt very warm, he said: \\\\retreat, the results were found, weighs. and saw that the boys shouting \br>
22. faint and drink urine to a restaurant bathroom and saw the word written on the wall, leaned in for a look that says: \\words of encouragement! comfort to: six months passed quickly, be strong!

24. ruffian on the eve of the messages received by his girlfriend, \Friends, I am not a bachelor! has received a: You receive this message, you it wants.

25. Every time my wife and her husband quarrel, a wife, spent half a day to go the toilet, so that the number of more, have to ask her husband to his wife: in the toilet doing? seems kinda vent? wife said: toilet brush! husband asks can fuck vent the toilet brush? wife said: do not know, anyway, are used in each Your toothbrush

26. One time I rented it to diffuse the Kindaichi,[link widoczny dla zalogowanych], just saw the second page to tears, I do not know which days to kill a certain person with a blue ballpoint pen and drew a ring, write, this is the killer ... ...

27. the afternoon bus, take bus card slot in the bang when thrown into a

28. whim, take your own photos as ... and then my desktop computer to a virus ...

29. high school with theory nonsense
\will
\We laugh joke
spoof him a whole class to discuss, so the first thing he said when the school, we all laughed in unison
day he came in, silent a moment that he dad died
I immediately burst out laughing, others silent.

31. I put a fart on the bus,
see around us have waved, face pain,
I waved.
next to the woman turned round to me: you do not install the

32. My wife and I play to the Reclining Buddha, his wife walk the road, so I carry her.
saw an old lady , Seriously: read the book to see who you are. wife sick or go to the hospital earlier, Buddha is useless

33. primary when only a few cents of pocket money every day, and once saved a few days, finally bought a bag of spiced melon seeds, the whole class when the knock of the secret, was placed on seeds shell desk drawer,

afternoon in class when looking at melon shell and greedy So the seeds are contained shell and into his mouth again, feeling tasty Well..

class when a classmate asked me what to eat, I can only say Chi Guazi shell, melon shell specially spiced buy , only the shell is not meat, is to eat taste.. The results of a bunch of students for an afternoon around the edge of my seat twice to eat the seeds I licked shell 。。。。

34. to friend play, friends happened to his wife in the feeding (breast milk), it happens so happens to children facing the child refuses to nurse jokes: Eat, or uncle to eat. 55555, can not see them.

35.2L Photos is your own, right? really nice save me a large sum of money I do not eat it all year

36. water and soil do see a cashier in a very serious bunch of coins in a child ran across a few, ran sing: in front of the downstream bridge over a group of ducks, Come Come count, twenty-four thousand six hundred seventy-eight.... and then cashier is depressed by half the number of coins to go back and re-number .. ..
37. We used to have a baby dormitories (male), the honest little while (stupid), and sometimes stupidly charming. One time at night after lights out, and everyone in the chat, he would say, so I money to find three girls. We held together by his taste for, and asked him then, he saw calm, said,Advertising ~ men's soccer version of Heng Yuan Xi, playing mahjong ...

38. with a chat with her sister, said:

day before yesterday, my boss, a man, and understand and like, look back on my computer a long time, said, \This is work time! \\>
the subway, suddenly a man child's phone ringing,

all the passengers, a: grandfather, grandson gave it to you to the phone.... grandfather, grandson gave it to you to call a.... grandfather, grandson gave it to you to call the ,[link widoczny dla zalogowanych]。。。。。

children saw that the man took out his cell phone long period of slow, answer: Hey, Dad, what happened....

41. think of one thing to
University University of final exam, candidate number on the paper
asked to fill out my QQ number written on the TMD of the

42. my junior high school teacher particular child, every Friday before going to school classes will be lecture. once the situation to the excitement at her, the force of justice said, \Students fight back with not laugh, had his head buried deep. I remember one of the guys lying on the desk, biting his hand hard...
43. a male colleague has been entangled girlfriends, to develop relations with her. excuse the cheek to ask her all day phone number. girlfriends helpless, touched the pocket last week, the 5th anniversary of the elderly at home, went to the second cemetery, happened to buy a packet of tissues, above a crematorium phone. then included the number of male colleagues informed .
very confused the next day a man complained to everyone, called to ask whether Miss XX? the other answer: What is sent prior to yesterday? has been burned before yesterday, not today, into the furnace.

44. there are times friends will want to fill in personal information.
even silly very naive to anti-filled career and a zodiac.

It would not be a problem! but I animals are the [link widoczny dla zalogowanych]ckens Yeah, crazy ...

45. to the investigation Xu Yang Township, township leaders have personally accompanied us to the ground end of the village. I'm going to be head and suddenly think convenient. mayor pointed to the front of the Mao Caopeng said: to there is. I quickly ran towards the Mao Caopeng, just open the straws, see a sister in the toilet, I quickly retreated. then shed sister cried: Brother, I hope that next move, we're two people squat down ...

46. hostel buddies strong violence, a day that there are mosquito nets, busy grasping for a long time did not catch, man sighed and said: \\
day he found a fly flew into the nets actually, told us: \br> \Minato fly past his prodding, said: \A tattoo of a society of young people living, shaving a \happened... Well, then his neck thick rough Hao Jin dynasty chains floating on the water 。。。。。

48.2009 on July 22, I see a Gemen on a BBS, said: \TMD, the original solar eclipse during the day, the white damage I waited one night. \So wearing a dress elegant twist to the hotel.

report back at night, today really was approached by numerous strike up a conversation topic content: We are together on the table has not come yet? Miss Shing points rice trouble. snowflakes to 2 bottles of beer ! I ask where is the bathroom? Here are XX and XX of the wedding up?

50. brother take the bus, the car is always a beautiful girl looking at him. brother thought to himself: the girl may have their own interesting can not help but mental alacrity. girls get off the station. brother immediately rushed down with. girl walking in front, looking back from time to time. brother up the courage to run forward, not without humor approached and said: \Why always look at me? Rice is my face have children it? \You know that do not rub.

51. Last night, the girls across the middle of the night to climb up the bottom bunk (like sleeping hair out), holding basins intimacy, said: \

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