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. .1. Tutu recently bought a pair to the red socks, above diamond, to find a black shirt to take a long section of line, I feel really good looking, very stylish. Tutu said: Why do I always dress in black,[link widoczny dla zalogowanych], in fact, I like pink. Mother said: Black is fashion,[link widoczny dla zalogowanych], you have to learn to appreciate.
Tutu said: I do not appreciate.
mother said: you are responsible for wear, my mother responsible for the appreciation.
Figure ... ....
2. Morning, Tutu in Laichuang mother advised her to lie warm in bed - to get up early to kindergarten children.
Tutu said: Why you can rely on the bed? Mother said: Because I was a child in kindergarten do not stay in bed, so you can grow up to be lying in bed!
Tutu said: The father does.
mother said: father a [link widoczny dla zalogowanych]ld to kindergarten every day like you stay in bed, so now get up early every day to send you to school!
Dad:#?%& ... ....
3. Dinner
Tutu said: Mom, my stomach hurts!
mother: how to do?
Figure: I do not eat enough!
Mom: ... ... but your stomach bugs to eat ah,[link widoczny dla zalogowanych], if you do not give food they eat, they had to eat your fleshy stomach horror
Figure Q: Will it break stomach
mother thought serious answer: it will, of intestine ah ah all urine flow out ... ....
father threw rice bowls -? full of
4. Tutu want Crayon, my mother said how old you look, your eyes will be blind!
Tutu said: Mom you're so pretty! Mom I love you!
mother said: Well, then look for a while!
5. Mother in makeup, Tutu said, Mom you doing
mother said: mascara, eye will be painted a large
Tutu said: Mommy, I have painted
Mother said: your eyes are larger Figure wrote: But I want a big, big big ... ... mother then said: That would be terrible, his face will be squeezed out of the nose and mouth, leaving only two one eye
6. Kindergartens made a plug-speaking job is to teach children to behave respect, a man painted a picture of the drink, a woman crying, a child in the Waving -? Probably call the children home meant to persuade his father not drinking
mother said: What is depicting ah?
Tutu said: Daddy drinking, my mother cried her mother: that children should be how the father said Tutu: the children said, Daddy, please do not drink, drinking bad for the skin
8. Figure Figure raising two small turtles, and put it down
mother said: so like the little turtle, ah, good to give them a name
Figure: What is good
mother said: Whatever ah, like what is what
Figure: Just call it
mother father and mother: ... ... just call Daddy 1 and Daddy 2 bar
Dad -@#?% ... ...
9. Tutu said: Mommy, I do not want to kindergarten it!
Mom: Why
Figure: Because I want to tell your mother
Mom: 8 + 5 is equal to a few? Figure
snapping fingers quickly enough ... ... fingers Figure: do not know
Mom: no culture can not be the child together with her mother, which is set by the state ... ..
Figure ... ....
10. Figure Figure on the way to kindergarten see a women with children begging, Tutu said: Mom, for money's coming, to the ah, give
Mom: Why
Tutu said: because they are poor, that children have no money to buy something to eat!
mother said: They beg not good because the kids to kindergarten, to eat candy every day at home watching Crayon to spend all the money at home,[link widoczny dla zalogowanych], so his mother had to beg out ... ..
Figure: Dad, fast car ... ...
11. Another time, have a career the old beggar in our car window begging, my mother took the opportunity of education Figure: Look, do not take a child to kindergarten, grew up not study hard, and had to beg for food ... .... ;
the way back and saw someone with the children kneel on the overpass for help, my mother Continuing Education: If you do not go to school in the future ... ..
Figure: it will come out together with her mother beg for food it? Mom: ... ... .. estimated one out to you
12. go to buy bread, cake room Figure: Mummy, I want the big birthday cake
Mom: No, that is to buy birthday,
Figure: that My birthday tomorrow
old mother: Who said that? I want you by my students
Tutu: Well, if I like a father born
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