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I had the money, you do not, you should respect me. \Give me a quarter, why should I respect you? \? \br> Secretary she asks the boss: \, the word does not leak
down! \! do not know his secretary to make a word!
letter knowledge. you want to purchase the parts, feed, Mike, life and auto parts factory is
to how much money? Oh! two thousand? good, the The accounting department accounting, accounting for two thousand dollars Wu Bai
whole, oh! this extra Wu Bai yuan be punished for his scribbled handwriting.
hope to receive your order quickly.

son carrying a large bag, the father said: \br> every day, pretty sister's life. Dad, you can not block me anyway. \go with you.

a lifeguard to tourists protest: I have been noticing you for three days,[link widoczny dla zalogowanych], Mr. Wang, you can not pool urine
.
Mr. Wang: Everyone in the pool urine.
Lifeguard: Yes! President, but only you stand on the springboard ......

three surgeons in a boast of his own medicine ...
Dr A said : \He
is the world's long distance runner. \

Taiwanese and Japanese Americans came to heaven together,
God to test their loyalty for the country,
we asked them three masked people from their own leaders to find out :
Japan under a mask and sporting a long mustache to see the happy shouting long live the Emperor,
result mask is brought down Hitler, the Japanese ten days to damnation;
Americans view to fat masked man said it must be Bill Clinton,
result was Yeltsin, so, like the Japanese Americans as punishment;
finally turn to the people of Taiwan, and saw Taiwan people confident to say & amp; amp; amp; amp; amp; amp; amp; amp; amp; amp; quot; you do not turn around a & amp; amp; amp; amp ; amp; amp; amp; amp; amp; amp; quot;.
God asked him why he was surprised that Taiwan people were proud to say:
& amp; amp; amp; amp; amp; amp; amp; amp; amp; amp; quot; talking nonsense as long as certain is our president!! & amp; amp; amp; amp; amp; amp; amp; amp; amp; amp; quot;

a drunk to go home, crawl in bed wake up my wife said, : Dear haunted by our family!
his wife sat up and said: What did you say?
drunk says: I just came back to the toilet, only one door, the light to shine.
his wife said, : Really?
he forced nodded and said: true!
his wife then said: Do you still feel the wind blowing out negative?
he quickly says: ah ! how do you know?
his wife when he hit him a slap, said:
devil! This is your third drunk the urine in the fridge!

president of a country to improve his reputation, decided to issue a printed above his face
have stamps issued more than a month, the president decided to go to the post office view sales conditions
.....
president: \How ah? \a stamp in the back of the mouth
spit a mouthful of water,[link widoczny dla zalogowanych], forced a piece of paper stuck ...
president: \Everyone .... everyone ... .. .. the saliva spit on the front ......\
Xiaohua He finally agreed, but with a condition that the shoe boxes under the bed,
Xiao Ming can not open it had agreed to her request time rush past five years,
Xiaoming our commitment, not call saw the shoe box
Xiaohua not at home one day, Xiao Ming could not help but opened the box, and found three eggs,
and 1,200 yuan, Xiao-Ming put eggs and do not understand why the money to do so mystery?
Xiaohua be back, Little admitted to her peep shoe boxes,
Xiaohua said: the shoe boxes as you have seen, I told you to be honest,
me every affair once I put an egg
Xiao Ming thought twice married for five years only affair, forget the original to you: Then why put the money inside it?
Xiaohua: Every time I set at least a dozen eggs, and I for money.

Zhangsanlisi Wang Wuyi
with three pairs of shoes to the shoe store a total of three hundred yuan
boss flu partner in a technology called back three pairs of fifty dollars to the half-way partnership that three
technology that fifty dollars three minutes to smoke a good twenty dollars a person has ten dollars

so the three people, a pair of shoes is 90 yuan
90 * 3 + technology partners were 290 yuan, 20 yuan
also went ten dollars that went to the

took off, the captain of the Passengers speech finished, he forgot the microphone off. He
of the co-pilot, said: \
but walking, squatting child accidentally fell down an ass in the hallway, next to the bow of an old
wife said to her: \

two beggars out in search of food, because Tian Han, it could not find,
suddenly see a pile of vomit-street, under the helpless, had to vomit when the food

while maintaining a beggar had to eat vomit, but the food sinks, the burst of nausea, vomit turn
food, instant, I saw a beggar B
also like to fly eat vomit ,
beggar asked a puzzled why just tell you to eat you do not, now eat?
saw the beggar answered B: Because cold weather, I like hot food!!

got a little older The man entered a restaurant, ordered, after the sit down.
After a while, he suddenly saw a waiter carrying his point of the dish came,
even the thumb into food.
He suddenly felt very sick, he managed to hold back do not attack.
later,[link widoczny dla zalogowanych], the same even when the waiter will serve later to hand into food.
Finally, he finished eating. Managers report that he decided to ask the waiter.
, of course, managers also feel this way after listening to health and very furious,
put this call over the waiter asked.
However, this waiter has explained: \said to him: \put your hands in the ass. \Yeah!! \
\small camel asked.
\
Finally, the baby camel asked: love, then. . . . Now we're doing at the zoo? ? ��

Day with a rabbit jumped into the pharmacy to ask that
rabbit: the boss, you have to sell carrots??
Boss smiled and said: No
The next day, the rabbit and the rabbit jumped and asked that
: the boss, you have to sell carrot
boss: No!!!
rabbit and jumped into the third day to ask if there is to sell the carrot??
boss: We did not sell!!
you and then come ask me to cut off your ears!!
rabbit jumped into the fourth day and asked the rabbit: the boss, you have to sell scissors??
boss : No!
Rabbit: That you have not sold the carrot???
boss: ......

children's education in the famous Dr. Zhang worked as counselors, day
afternoon he returned home from work, neighbors, Mrs. Lin to seize him, said: Today I listen at home without the little mischief, thanks
your magazine helped me a great favor to ask Dr. Chang proudly: Yes, that in that period one does
Lin shook his head: I know what is in that of ah! your magazine I readily rolled up,
ado beat him up and see if he still dare mischief

have a four-story apartment building inhabited by a strange ....
were four ....
provision of the first floor of starck special favorite cucumber ..
mozart especially like the second floor are painted green to everything ... .. everything is
furniture Rights Abeinstein the third floor of the old bad habits love on the balcony on the fourth floor jane pee ...
Love Movement on the balcony every day Shuada Dao ...
the fourth floor of jane ah ...
Shuada Dao .. careless hand when a knife on the loose ...
fell down ...
to the third floor so Abeinstein is just .. ah ...
....
urine on the second floor to pick up his mozart painted green ah ...
a see that the floor is a small cucumber took his friends eat .. ah ah ah ....
hereby port port bayonet mount cycle
Pharaoh hereby

rest under a tree, the old Lee came to him: \ass, and then along the house door to door Maichai. earned money to buy trucks,
then buy timber plants sell wood, buy more trucks, so you can get rich out. \\
four people who take the class with the aircraft to Guam, respectively, the prime minister, professor,
priest and a primary school with a total of five drivers
very unfortunately, in the aircraft flew over the airport
even failure would crash, but have only four parachutes aircraft pilots are not
first robbed a moral to jump down
then Prime Minister said, I am the most powerful man so I can not die , also holds a one jump
then the professor said, is the most intelligent person I am, I must keep footer useful,
therefore grab a parachute to jump only when
friends how to do a parachute?
priest said it would be for students: I am relatively close from heaven, you go to escape, let me be
students said: No Yes, we have two sets of parachutes Oh! Just now the most intelligent person
jumped out carrying my bag ....

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