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You are the clouds I am the wind, I chase you! I am in the water you and I around you! I am the vine you are the tree, and I wrapped around you! You are my tea bag in water, I soak you!
do not think you owe, do not stop loving you, I am your cell phone, close to your body, always in your service area, for you to send short messages of love.
Dear users: note that you are calling every day to eat pickles, we sympathize with, especially in the early morning of February 30 each year for your 95 discount, thank you.
If I were riding, you can call me groom; if I was driving, you can call me the driver; tube account if I was, what should you call me? !
Teacher:
less drinking, more eating, out of reach, stand up, some people advised to lie, get back before dark
nine hundred ninety-eight hand, like a fool. Ericsson hand and covered all boring. New Samsung hand, has been delirious. Siemens hands, they finished no paper.
more harm monogamy, trembling yellow face woman, one husband two wives much better peace of mind full of life, the benefits of more than one husband three wives, children and grandchildren is fun,
one thousand two hundred twenty-two not wine, three thousand two hundred forty-two Seto Seto mouth, five thousand two hundred sixty-two is the wine, seven thousand two hundred eighty-two supporting the wall walk, nine twenty-two walls leave no go.
your cigarette dangling from their mouths are rumors, you're wearing Crash, dress sexy, you think you are stylish, always think of pop, in fact, like a big witch hell
a back-line guy, Enough roadside cows! Second-line guy back, Yangtze and Yellow River water back! Handsome three-line back, the universe from non-Earth! ! !
春眠不觉晓, mosquito bites everywhere. One night stand, crushed Know!
】【modern marriage made in minor things, the engagement broke up when things do, things just love to do get married, marriage, remarriage thing to do.
Please loudly in Mandarin, said:
If your girlfriend, if she does not, that is me, if the girlfriend does not, I held her there, that is me.
you have a roller-like chest, the bulldozer-like buttocks, arms and hook-like machines, your shadow is a beautiful flower shot, your eyes are attractive total station platform
walk catwalk beauty! To walk Station Bu Ugly! Beautiful life really rich! Ugly like a dead tree of life!
fart is a personal atmosphere, and anything too tightly of the reason, let those who stand tall and told of dejected!!
mouth to drink hot mouth, soft legs fitted to the stomach, back home quarrel, middle of the night to drink water, the morning regret, at noon to see is drinking water.
fate brought me to you,[link widoczny dla zalogowanych],[link widoczny dla zalogowanych], as in the vast ocean to cash in on the one needle, more like one found in the zoo's female monkeys will not climb trees.
wife command to obey, his wife was wrong to follow blindly; his wife had to wait for make-up, his wife birthday to remember, his wife must be willing to spend money, his wife to put up with beatings.
one hand and the bottle in one hand and diploma; outside, with a vase for the home held on a vinegar bottle; superiors to settle on the lower level to be leveled!
You are the wind I
sand, I'll spend money you earn, you do not obey to be beaten, I told you son Dad!
Mosquitoes are pests
people say, I do not believe I said it was beneficial insects. Mosquitoes were moved me, it took me to your bed Zhu Fufei sting you to death!
rat's dream: the cat dragged into the hole to death. Crow's protest: the world is black and us? Wolf's plan: get tomorrow sheepskin covered with sheets. You?
give you meat,[link widoczny dla zalogowanych], you do not smell; give you fish, you say barbed; to you pretty girl bubble, you did not bring sets; altogether you could go hang!
back harder the better, better relationships, better head and more pointed, the mouth the more oil the better, claws longer, thicker skinned the better.
a fart and hold,[link widoczny dla zalogowanych], hold back a bad heart; not fart hard squeeze exercise; I have to fart, we note that the sound of a loud fart, everyone applauded!
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ideal man: every day, groom, every night for the bride, the country has a wife's mother!
Weather: Urban few clouds today, cloudy fog switch to turn light rain changing to moderate rain switch to turn rain, thunder you, rain collection clothes ah! ! ! ! !
year made a minor thing, broke up his engagement to do something, things just love to do get married, marriage, remarriage thing to do.
Love plus love equals a lot of love love love the starting point is equal to minus love, love by love of boundless love, love and love is equal to one and only love.
online arm around Bush, bin Laden beautiful smile beautiful smile jump online access computers are two burn laugh laugh-line beauty blew all three laugh global nuclear
what the world's largest, most ambitious; the world's most corrupt Huai, head of the most corrupt; the world what most black, the black line
one dry banks, along with the whole family busy. One person in the insurance, the family shame. One person playing the stock market, the family follow. One play computer, family mindless.
Office of the Department along, living backgammon, poker games the winner, Dun Dun taste good, living longer and young, the longer the handsome, home the gold, on the wall long bills.
bored doing the poem, only a fool and I know; now I Toutou Xiao, a fool is reading the poem.
free white white white, ears pricked to hear the phone beep, put down the carrot and cabbage, return a message quickly fast.
fate arrears, feeling down, love out of service.
Sorry! I did not mean, but intentional.
chasing a woman of 20, like olive grab the ball, like basketball, running from 30. 40 to 50 like to play table tennis like the call to play golf as far as possible.
you to the point of brilliant sunshine, to the point of spread of the flood you, warm you to the point of decay, a little wine you trouble,[link widoczny dla zalogowanych], give a facial features you add to the trouble.
you have the right to remain silent or turn off the phone, otherwise the message will be evidence that you did not pay. Not delete this information, or no consequences.
why the sky so dark? Because there are cattle in the sky. Why do cows fly in the sky? Blowing on the ground because of you!
fat is fat, big. Fat is fat, with waist circumference. Ugly is ugly, there are accounts. Black is black, with color. Lean is lean and muscular.
mole on your face there are stars, there are features I like .... oh no! ! ! Such a big booger, you have! ?
online beauty bin Laden holding a hand opening Bush's second open world online beauty online beauty bandits surrendered three open full moon the earth sideways
cheap male couples women fear fear fear of chaos in the heart afraid of change afraid of at home with no money affair
have your day, the degree of such day; not your day, struggled to live!
pig ideal: eat enough sleep. Duck of the Declaration: to go its own way, let others talk about it! Weasel psychological: chicken coop are not closed.
men do not because of who, psychological sour; a woman is not hot, was very upset; a girl does not bubble, labor reform; see the girl on the bubble, for good.
dreamed last night that you gave me that kiss my face, suddenly awakened from a dream, I was actually mosquitoes, after the popping sound of burning face. Mosquito cried: supper is not full, ass first to be swollen!
one thousand two hundred twenty-two rinse mouth, three thousand two hundred forty-two count drinking, five thousand two hundred sixty-two supporting the wall walk, seven thousand two hundred eighty-two wall I do not go away.
If you are not the kind of waterproof mobile phone Motorola, then look at SMS, please note, do not smile on saliva flow machine, that would be bad.
a girl is not hot, treacherous; see the girl on the bubble, punish you; thigh thin, great talent, little ass, endless!
you bad bad you, you like the perverted monster. You laugh you laugh, show off shamelessly ugly. You are black you are black, red hemorrhoid dry your sister.
bear and rabbit feces in the forest, Bear asked the rabbit: The rabbit replied,
twenty men are semi-finished goods is thirty, forty is fine, fifty is the best, is the top grade sixty, seventy is a waste, eighty souvenirs.
The Union: love is delinquent, the situation has been shut down. Fate out of service! Second line: thinking too painful, would like to also sad. What day the payment and then boot? Streamer: a dream come true
outside the Castle Hill Restaurant Filled, you do not love me, I worry about. World beauty everywhere, she will be more gentle than you!
insurance: boyfriend is a prospective client, her husband is the customer, is the signing of marriage, divorce is the surrender, renewal of marriage is to find her second child is additional insurance
think of your smile when you wake up, wash your face when you smell the smell, the bed you are my needs. Really can not leave you, my dear - the toilet.
Hong Lu l
sunshine child smoke, Li Bai came to roast duck restaurant, mouth water three thousand feet, a model no money in his pocket.
entertainment more and more, less and less happy; food more and more, less and less appetite; living together more and more love, less and less.
the Alliance: to retain their one second; the second line: the development of thirty-four thousand five hundred sixty-seven; Streamer: The development is of overriding
want happy? Just shake your head hard for ten minutes, you will know the meaning of happiness. Attention! Do not stop Oh!
Judge: Why do you want to print counterfeit money? Innocent defendant, said: Because I will not print the real one
Romance, the Rain, you are my stomach a worm, what I think you know everything and nothing at all!
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love someone so hard! Two people love fun! Love three Hao Fan! Four Chedan love! Love five people capsized! Love comes to an end six completely!
in front of a pile of shit you see, smelled like poop, pull the pull the feeling is going to the toilet, tasted definitely going to the toilet, you are happy to say: better not step on!
distance, a flower, close look at a scar, carefully Made in, Oh my mother!
marriage is wrong, there is a mistake a child,[link widoczny dla zalogowanych], divorce is a wake up again, marriage is stubborn.
four Compassionate Life: 久旱逢甘霖 - keep; foreign land case refresher - to borrow money; wedding night - do not move; pass the examination time - others
beast home after work, an alcoholic home 9:00, 11:00, 2 home-3 is the goat to come home is the gambler, do not go home the Wild Ghosts!
marriage is a mistake, divorce is the consciousness of marriage is wrong Miao, remarry is stubborn, a child is made a big mistake, what a person is not delayed.
hear your voice, move my heart; to see you, lost my soul; turned around but no one, am in pain; feet are thought to be your man.
jumping Notes: Excitement to the seventh floor, gasping to the sixth floor, struggling to the fifth floor to the fourth floor of disability, admission to the third floor, scary to the second floor, watch to the first floor.
love again, why should a grass unrequited love, hard look for as long as there is always one better than her! !
you Qili Bali, foggy, boar yells at you, bite you sow, out in the river, dead in the ditch, idiot is you.
sister! I love you sister! First touched by your words, then actions to move you, buy a ring for you, then Rolls-Royce to marry you! (You?)
finance is the father, the bank is the mother, business tax two wolves, tigers electricity, water, Yama, public security, as hooligans, nurse, black-hearted people teachers are leeches.
stomach ache! Toilet! Distance: 15 meters; obstacles: Unforgiven! Results: full member. Halo! ! !
house rules: Article: his wife is always right. Article: If the wife is wrong, please refer to the first.
head radish, watermelon like body, face, such as bananas, sour like hawthorn. Growth are accompanied by sand, guess who it is. - Turned out to be this big fool you
I'd skin you, pumping your tendons, dig your liver, your lungs dig, dig out your heart, eat your flesh and drink your blood, eating your bones!
Phoenix
you are in heaven, I'm underground wolves, crows you are in heaven, I'm underground toad, you fly in the sky split miles Bala, I drop in the ground seeking the mouth of despair ... ...
Note! your phone is connected to Putin's nuclear button, press the OK button to launch nuclear missiles, according to you? If not, then please do not press the Enter key today!
wise woman will marry a man she did love his wife stupid woman would marry the man she loves to do his wife, what you do?
ancient heroes are lust, not Haose Zhe non-hero; the old lady of the non-hero, a good improvement to game hero.
Kangaroo said to the dog: I can put on my cell phone bag, cell phone and you can only hang in the butt

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